Mike Tyson, Prostitute

Invincible · Unread post by **Invincible** » November 18th, 2006, 2:46 am

Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

Unread post by **BlueCadillaC167** » November 19th, 2006, 1:50 pm

lol

WTF

Unread post by **SniperSVD** » November 21st, 2006, 7:07 pm

I don't suppose he will be hearing any of this "ooh baby nibble on my ear lobe"

Unread post by **oso1** » November 22nd, 2006, 1:39 am

SniperSVD wrote:I don't suppose he will be hearing any of this "ooh baby nibble on my ear lobe"

LOL !!!

Unread post by **BxxMILITIA** » November 22nd, 2006, 10:45 pm

yea, i heard about mike doin' the gigolo thing....fuck it, he cant box 4 shit anymore....

doja · Unread post by **doja** » November 27th, 2006, 2:03 pm

that nigga should try and rap like roy jones

Unread post by **BxxMILITIA** » November 27th, 2006, 10:12 pm

r u serious^^^^shit then "yall must of forgot"....

Unread post by **NICKELS** » November 27th, 2006, 11:27 pm

mike might turn into a fuch monster .......lay the mandingo down "

why not !? ...most of his clients will be white any way !! $$$$$$$$

the same energy he put into boxing put the same into the gigglo buisness.

the bed will be his ring " ahahahahaah... round one !

Unread post by **Shox112** » November 28th, 2006, 12:49 am

My nigga gone be in the guts like "who the champ" while he beatin

doja · Unread post by **doja** » November 29th, 2006, 5:56 am

hahahaha aaaahhhhh!! he gon be donkey punchin bitches and shit

Unread post by **NICKELS** » December 1st, 2006, 12:57 am

until he accidentally kills one of them white girls ,
by gettin to rough ...like them snuff sh-ts
or frankenstein handling a lil lady too hard - some mice & men sh-t ...lol ahahaha

Unread post by **NICKELS** » December 1st, 2006, 12:59 am

with his tiny ass voice .." all i did was squeeze her !! " then POP !! ...then she wouldnt move any more ..eyes were just open like that ....so i got bored and left ..its LUDICRISS !! LOL ....AHAHAHAHA

Unread post by **Cold Bear** » December 1st, 2006, 7:33 am

NICKELS wrote:until he accidentally kills one of them white girls ,
by gettin to rough ...like them snuff sh-ts
or frankenstein handling a lil lady too hard - some mice & men sh-t ...lol ahahaha

LOL

RETARD STRENGTH... Raaaaaaagggh!

Unread post by **ablackmanlookin** » December 1st, 2006, 12:14 pm

Mike Tyson is a very sad story it show you what happen when a blk man from the ghetto don't have the right people around him and what happen to them in the end.

Unread post by **BxxMILITIA** » December 1st, 2006, 10:46 pm

^^^^not only that, but mike is all fucked up in the head....

Unread post by **BlaKK** » December 1st, 2006, 11:18 pm

Tyson a heavy nigga, I'd shoot that one on one fade with that nigga only If I had a glock...

Unread post by **George** » December 18th, 2006, 2:51 pm

BlaKK wrote:Tyson a heavy nigga, I'd shoot that one on one fade with that nigga only If I had a glock...

LOL.

Must we resort to guns and weapons?

Why not just go toe to toe Warrior style w/Mike Tyson....

tee hee

Unread post by **BlueCadillaC167** » December 18th, 2006, 10:20 pm

lol Would u give Mike a fair one?^

Unread post by **SniperSVD** » December 19th, 2006, 10:43 am

BlueCadillaC167 wrote:lol Would u give Mike a fair one?^

yeah id give him the finger while pulling the trigger with the other hand... you did say fair right?

Unread post by **perongregory** » December 20th, 2006, 12:09 am

BlaKK wrote:Tyson a heavy nigga, I'd shoot that one on one fade with that nigga only If I had a glock...

hahahahahhahah!! Blakk you a fool. I know you typed that shit dead ass serious too.

Unread post by **George** » December 20th, 2006, 10:54 am

SniperSVD wrote:
BlueCadillaC167 wrote:lol Would u give Mike a fair one?^
yeah id give him the finger while pulling the trigger with the other hand... you did say fair right?

lol.

Unread post by **boston312** » November 13th, 2007, 11:04 am

I feel bad for the guy. Most of the women are going to be in their 40's, 50's and 60's. Who would want this job?