by BlaKK » October 24th, 2006, 12:56 pm
My homie owns a smoke shop out there in Anaheim, So we were up in that bitch peepin all the new shit, we also picked up a sack from the homie who owns the smoke shop, when I left 5 white boi's roll in, so we cross path, catchin eye like nigga wus good, Dude lifts up his shirt, pulls out a glock and tells me to put my hands behind my back and threw me on the curb, asked what the fuck was in my pocket and I told him it was "candy" cop got angry because the sarcasm, and pulled the sack out my pocket... Harassed the homie, and has the nerve to try and school me on Bob Marley, dude said since I was "calm and relaxed" he wasn't gonna put this on my record for a misdemeanor of possession, I asked the cop why the fuck he was all up on my nuts, searchin me, for what cause, dude told me because I don't have a front license plate, that gives them all the probable cause they need to strip search a nigga. Which is bull shit.
On another occasion I was smokin a blunt with a couple of the homies at the park in the whip, and a cop rolls up, so I grab the blunt out the homies mouth and put that shit out, grabbed a cigarette and lit that shit to rid the smell, took the keys out the ignition just in case the cop did have a reason to drug test (DUI) tossed the sack under the car, Cop taps the window, and I asked dude "Why you look so shook" he replied with some scary bull shit, dude didn't have anything on us and plus he saw that I was an intelligent nigga, they get intimidated and belittled by that shit, so he left like a dumbass. But I gotta give myself some props on that shit, cuzz I pulled that off while a nigga was high...
Nigga What gets at me is how some folk get shook once they see a cop, even if they ain't do shit wrong, The fuck is wrong with you nigga? They the cops is supposed to be protecting you, Yet you fear them, when its YOUR taxes who pay that nigga, so fuck that shit.... I NEVER address cops as "Officers" or "Yes Sir" fuck that slave mentality type shit, because that boost there ego and gets them in that power trip, because it makes them feel in control nigga please, 90% of cops don't even have college degrees... I talk to cops like I talk to a regular nigga I see walkin down the street. No need to change my demeanor for no fuckin cop....