You know you're an Albanian if.......
ur grandma wears t-shirts, long sleeves shirts, then a collar shirt, and on top of that a suit jacket wen it is 85 degrees outside.
-when at least one of your relatives drives a Benz or a BMW.
-u have more alcohol in ur house then the bar around the corner does.
all the hot albo girls r somehow related 2 u.
-ur neighbors understand words like "rafte pika...kuku & ta qifsha nanen".
-ur outside playin then when u fall instead of sayin "aww i'm sorry let me get u a bandaid" like americans do ur parents say "rafte pika pse dreqin ke shkua atje"...lmao.
-u have them old albos pickin there ears with keys nd pickin their nose in public...lol.lol
-ur mom tells u "ta quisha nanen" not knowin she is talkin about herself.
-u invite 1, 000 people 2 ur wedding nd u only know 500 of them. lol
-ur mom nd dad tell u stories of how thye walked 8 miles barefoot in the snow up mountains nd hills jus to go to school nd hoe ur 2 lazy 2 get up in the morning nd take the bus.
-you drive better cars then the teachers at your high school.
-when you are 20 in the 12th grade!!!
-raki rrushit" for everything that is physically or mentally wrong ...
-You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out you burn it down and collect the insurance.
-You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9 mm in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering.
-You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.
-You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th century.
-The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro Reds and the only beer u drink is Heineken.
-you can't have your friends come over cause your dad walks around on his underwear.
-when you go to a store to see pretty girls instead of mass
-A visa is not a credit card, it's a card that gets you
in the US....
-You refer to your dad's friends as aja [uncle]
-You curse at your teachers or strangers in Albanian....
-You can spot an Albanian a mile away..
-After a family meal, the women fight to the death over
who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their ass and discuss
politics impatiently waiting for their tea. ..
-Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer.
-Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you
to dinner even if
you're in the next room....
-You have at least thirty cousins (that's only 1st ones)....
-You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal....
-You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport....
-You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house....
-When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your relatives back home...
-Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls. ..
-Your mother does everything for you if you are male & you do all the housework and cooking if you are female...
-Your relatives alone could populate a small city.....
-You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate college...
-You teach Westerners swearwords in Albanian...
-You always say open the light" instead of "turn the
light on"...
-Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day...
-You say "I took my kids a bath" instead of "I gave them a bath".
-You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.
You're proud to be an Albanian - and you pass these
jokes on to all
your Albanian friends
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