Many persons on this site have finally convinced me that Jacki Chan is an alien spy for the hooo lsid mdk iss fjd civlization which exists in the dark matter of our universe (they said to say that's why we can't see it). They said this is why Budda had to come back as Elvis and Mozart as Liberace. They claimed a secret source none know about called "Mars Attacks" showed them that music is a tool of destruction which the illumnati wields to weaken world authorities in preparation for the final destruction. But they said if we all click our heels three times each year on the same day and say "there is no place like home" then we will be safe. Good to know such great minds exist on this board.
roflololol... thank you all for explaining this to me. Gosh you know I just would not have figured that out on my own.
Well it is settled.
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Sentenza
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Re: Well it is settled.
Yea and Hitler is not dead...he was transported to the Mars with Werner v. Brauns help and is remotely controlling Bushs brain who is in a constant struggle with the Vatican for Cocaine distribution rights in the world.
Re: Well it is settled.
lololol.Sentenza wrote:Yea and Hitler is not dead...he was transported to the Mars with Werner v. Brauns help and is remotely controlling Bushs brain who is in a constant struggle with the Vatican for Cocaine distribution rights in the world.
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