Who got jokes?

[Bullet for Every Enemy]

I'll start this off....

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

Because they only had 2 cars!!!!

[Alien Feet]

A Black and a Mexican are in a car whos drivin?







The cops

[none for you]

Q. what's brown and black and brown and black and looks real good on a a nigger?

A. two rottweilers

[none for you]

Q.How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. How about I kick your ass!

[none for you]

how do you babysit a black baby?

vecor him to the ceiling


how do you get him down?

tell the mexican kids next door he's a pinata

[useless_person]

Boo! You suck!

Nah I'm just jokin...

[BlaKK]

Nigga is stuck on that stupid. shit aint even funny no way.

[none for you]

I was sharng the "what would you do..." thread with me daughter, and she asked'


"Is it pedophilia if the kid is dead?"


sorry




( that's my kid!!!)

[Christina Marie]

A teacher tells her class to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

*MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

[useless_person]

A teacher tells her class to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

*MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

Kinda funny, didn't laugh though.

White kid would say suburban pussy shit or be a clown and say something stupid...

Black kid would say something 'cool' and/or 'funny' and the class would laugh, good chance of violance being involved..

Mexican kid would --- I don't know, I really don't know Mexicans that well, I don't live in LA...

I live in a place where all races mix, so you don't even notice people being called 'niggers', 'spics' or 'chinks', no offense...

I just hear stupid shit like hip hop slang...

Haha it's kinda nice how they divide gangs by their race --- aka black or hispanic gangs, now that's racist...

Black gang my ass! Crips would have 1 in like every 25 people are white and the rest mostly black --- not a black gang. That's why they call it that by majority of race inside the gang...

Right. All equal???

Scenario time:

I'm a little white boy who keeps getting beat up by my fellow classmate, who is black. He is in the Crips. I join the Crips the next day and now he has to treat me like any other people he hangs out with???

Bullcrap. May but never will happen...

I rather join...Or make my own...Nah I'll just stay neutrally friendly to all gangs...

[Christina Marie]

Just because I post a racial type joke doesnt mean I am not neutral

[none for you]

Its apparent why you call yourself "useless person"...
so what makes you think anyone needs approval or validation from you?

your need to for recognition is much more pathetic and amuzing (in a bad sitcom sort of way) than any slurred joke, or upheaval of hostility.

Q. what do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no torso?

A. useless person, I mean dick.

A teacher tells her class to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

*MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

Kinda funny, didn't laugh though.

White kid would say suburban pussy shit or be a clown and say something stupid...

Black kid would say something 'cool' and/or 'funny' and the class would laugh, good chance of violance being involved..

Mexican kid would --- I don't know, I really don't know Mexicans that well, I don't live in LA...

I live in a place where all races mix, so you don't even notice people being called 'niggers', 'spics' or 'chinks', no offense...

I just hear stupid shit like hip hop slang...

Haha it's kinda nice how they divide gangs by their race --- aka black or hispanic gangs, now that's racist...

Black gang my ass! Crips would have 1 in like every 25 people are white and the rest mostly black --- not a black gang. That's why they call it that by majority of race inside the gang...

Right. All equal???

Scenario time:

I'm a little white boy who keeps getting beat up by my fellow classmate, who is black. He is in the Crips. I join the Crips the next day and now he has to treat me like any other people he hangs out with???

Bullcrap. May but never will happen...

I rather join...Or make my own...Nah I'll just stay neutrally friendly to all gangs...

[useless_person]

Its apparent why you call yourself "useless person"...
so what makes you think anyone needs approval or validation from you?

your need to for recognition is much more pathetic and amuzing (in a bad sitcom sort of way) than any slurred joke, or upheaval of hostility.

Q. what do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no torso?

A. useless person, I mean dick.

A teacher tells her class to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

*MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

Kinda funny, didn't laugh though.

White kid would say suburban pussy shit or be a clown and say something stupid...

Black kid would say something 'cool' and/or 'funny' and the class would laugh, good chance of violance being involved..

Mexican kid would --- I don't know, I really don't know Mexicans that well, I don't live in LA...

I live in a place where all races mix, so you don't even notice people being called 'niggers', 'spics' or 'chinks', no offense...

I just hear stupid shit like hip hop slang...

Haha it's kinda nice how they divide gangs by their race --- aka black or hispanic gangs, now that's racist...

Black gang my ass! Crips would have 1 in like every 25 people are white and the rest mostly black --- not a black gang. That's why they call it that by majority of race inside the gang...

Right. All equal???

Scenario time:

I'm a little white boy who keeps getting beat up by my fellow classmate, who is black. He is in the Crips. I join the Crips the next day and now he has to treat me like any other people he hangs out with???

Bullcrap. May but never will happen...

I rather join...Or make my own...Nah I'll just stay neutrally friendly to all gangs...

What?!

Buddy, you're name is an oxymoron.

"Realize the real lies"...

I realize that the real you lies too much.

What a way to waste time when you've only got 2 hours till a review, hopefully...

[BlaKK]

What did the dreadlocked rastafarian nigga do with the bag of weed?


He smoked that shit.

[Christina Marie]

Its apparent why you call yourself "useless person"...
so what makes you think anyone needs approval or validation from you?

your need to for recognition is much more pathetic and amuzing (in a bad sitcom sort of way) than any slurred joke, or upheaval of hostility.

Q. what do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no torso?

A. useless person, I mean dick.

A teacher tells her class to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

*MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

Kinda funny, didn't laugh though.

White kid would say suburban pussy shit or be a clown and say something stupid...

Black kid would say something 'cool' and/or 'funny' and the class would laugh, good chance of violance being involved..

Mexican kid would --- I don't know, I really don't know Mexicans that well, I don't live in LA...

I live in a place where all races mix, so you don't even notice people being called 'niggers', 'spics' or 'chinks', no offense...

I just hear stupid shit like hip hop slang...

Haha it's kinda nice how they divide gangs by their race --- aka black or hispanic gangs, now that's racist...

Black gang my ass! Crips would have 1 in like every 25 people are white and the rest mostly black --- not a black gang. That's why they call it that by majority of race inside the gang...

Right. All equal???

Scenario time:

I'm a little white boy who keeps getting beat up by my fellow classmate, who is black. He is in the Crips. I join the Crips the next day and now he has to treat me like any other people he hangs out with???

Bullcrap. May but never will happen...

I rather join...Or make my own...Nah I'll just stay neutrally friendly to all gangs...

What?!

Buddy, you're name is an oxymoron.

"Realize the real lies"...

I realize that the real you lies too much.

What a way to waste time when you've only got 2 hours till a review, hopefully...

Are you high!!!??? This WOMAN is one of the most forthright people I know.

[Christina Marie]

What did the dreadlocked rastafarian nigga do with the bag of weed?


He smoked that shit.

I bet he did!!!!

[none for you]

Its apparent why you call yourself "useless person"...
so what makes you think anyone needs approval or validation from you?

your need to for recognition is much more pathetic and amuzing (in a bad sitcom sort of way) than any slurred joke, or upheaval of hostility.

Q. what do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no torso?

A. useless person, I mean dick.

A teacher tells her class to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

* White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

*Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

*MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

Kinda funny, didn't laugh though.

White kid would say suburban pussy shit or be a clown and say something stupid...

Black kid would say something 'cool' and/or 'funny' and the class would laugh, good chance of violance being involved..

Mexican kid would --- I don't know, I really don't know Mexicans that well, I don't live in LA...

I live in a place where all races mix, so you don't even notice people being called 'niggers', 'spics' or 'chinks', no offense...

I just hear stupid shit like hip hop slang...

Haha it's kinda nice how they divide gangs by their race --- aka black or hispanic gangs, now that's racist...

Black gang my ass! Crips would have 1 in like every 25 people are white and the rest mostly black --- not a black gang. That's why they call it that by majority of race inside the gang...

Right. All equal???

Scenario time:

I'm a little white boy who keeps getting beat up by my fellow classmate, who is black. He is in the Crips. I join the Crips the next day and now he has to treat me like any other people he hangs out with???

Bullcrap. May but never will happen...

I rather join...Or make my own...Nah I'll just stay neutrally friendly to all gangs...

What?!

Buddy, you're name is an oxymoron.

"Realize the real lies"...

I realize that the real you lies too much.

What a way to waste time when you've only got 2 hours till a review, hopefully...

Are you high!!!??? This WOMAN is one of the most forthright people I know.

its ok christina, because I know that I am not only what you say, but completley self sufficient, a hard worker and not one who depends on the generosity or naivity of others to get my needs met.

We have heard enough from useless perspn to know he takes pride in using women for his mere survival... dont you know how tiring it is to be a barnacle? /... and useless might also take that as a compliment when he finds out that, by ratio, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal...
watch him run with that!

[Christina Marie]

and useless might also take that as a compliment when he finds out that, by ratio, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal...
watch him run with that!

Oh thats funny!! You are a plethera of info girly!!!

[useless_person]

Realize the real lies is a woman?!

Damn I didn't notice that. The whole time I thought you were a man.

I'm a barnacle? You said that barnacles have the largest penises. What the fuck?!

A barnacle is a fuckin' crustacian. Look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacles

Do I look like a crab to you?

Omg...

[none for you]

Realize the real lies is a woman?!

Damn I didn't notice that. The whole time I thought you were a man.

I'm a barnacle? You said that barnacles have the largest penises. What the fu--?!

A barnacle is a fuckin' crustacian. Look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacles

Do I look like a crab to you?

Omg...

I am sorry... I use a much more realiable information source.

you look like a barnacle... which is NOT a crustacean. It's a mullusk.

[none for you]

Realize the real lies is a woman?!

Damn I didn't notice that. The whole time I thought you were a man.

I'm a barnacle? You said that barnacles have the largest penises. What the fu--?!

A barnacle is a fuckin' crustacian. Look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacles

Do I look like a crab to you?

Omg...

wait,,, that is nothing like the barnacles Ive seen

ok I'll buy the genetic order,,, but a crab aint a barnacle.. crabs get off their asses and do something,.
barnacles just attach themselves to whatver something solid they find and suck off of whatever comes their way.

yes you look like a BARNACLE!!!
you can be a mollusk, too, because they are pretty useless, but people like them...... to eat!
I am sorry... I use a much more realiable information source.

you look like a barnacle... which is NOT a crustacean. It's a mullusk.

[none for you]

"Barnacles often attach themselves to man-made structures, sometimes to the structure's detriment. Particularly in the case of ships, they are classified as fouling organisms."


this is the point I was making

[Sentenza]

Just because I post a racial type joke doesnt mean I am not neutral

Ok, just to save your ass, one of these racist german jokes:


How long does it take a Turkish woman to take out the trash?






9 months....muahahahahahaahahahahah

[Christina Marie]

Just because I post a racial type joke doesnt mean I am not neutral

Ok, just to save your ass, one of these racist german jokes:


How long does it take a Turkish woman to take out the trash?






9 months....muahahahahahaahahahahah

Oh thats bad Sen!!! LOL

[none for you]

Just because I post a racial type joke doesnt mean I am not neutral

Ok, just to save your ass, one of these racist german jokes:


How long does it take a Turkish woman to take out the trash?






9 months....muahahahahahaahahahahah

now THATS funny!!!

[useless_person]

"Barnacles often attach themselves to man-made structures, sometimes to the structure's detriment. Particularly in the case of ships, they are classified as fouling organisms."


this is the point I was making

What the fuck?

I'm not extinct...

Infact, there is over a million just like me.

I can be really annoying at times but I can aslo be very useful.

I also don't talk to much, if you think that's annoying. I just do stupid things when I'm not on medication, aka I'm really fuckin' hyper that you would figure me as a retard the first time you look at me...

Really wierd...

[none for you]

"Barnacles often attach themselves to man-made structures, sometimes to the structure's detriment. Particularly in the case of ships, they are classified as fouling organisms."


this is the point I was making

What the fu--?

I'm not extinct...

Infact, there is over a million just like me.

I can be really annoying at times but I can aslo be very useful.

I also don't talk to much, if you think that's annoying. I just do stupid things when I'm not on medication, aka I'm really fuckin' hyper that you would figure me as a retard the first time you look at me...

Really wierd...

Caring? karen? nope, no one named Karen here!

[none for you]

"Barnacles often attach themselves to man-made structures, sometimes to the structure's detriment. Particularly in the case of ships, they are classified as fouling organisms."


this is the point I was making

What the fu--?

I'm not extinct...

Infact, there is over a million just like me.

I can be really annoying at times but I can aslo be very useful.

I also don't talk to much, if you think that's annoying. I just do stupid things when I'm not on medication, aka I'm really fuckin' hyper that you would figure me as a retard the first time you look at me...

Really wierd...

yuo need to take a "smart" pill..because I BELIEVE the quote said "FOULING ORGANISM".... we only wish you were extinct,,,, but I understand where you could be mistaken.,..

[looneytunes1]

Q: How do you starve a Mexican?

A: Hide his food stamps under a bar of soap.



Q: How do you starve a Black man?

A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.


i kid..i kid

[Christina Marie]

I thought this was just tooooo cute

[none for you]

^^^^^^^

KEEPER!!!!

[BlaKK]

^^^^^

REEFER!!!!