YOUR poster personality illustrated...

[Aquafresh]

"Aqua" = Kung Fu Master

P.S. "A Ghost" you know damn well you's a "Yuk Yuk." You always have hilarious shit to say 'bout topics on here.

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There are some more funny ones, that X didnt post on that site:



Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim, Me-Too will join the attack. Me-Too is far too weak and insecure to engage in single combat, and must ally himself with Big Dog or a pack of other Warriors to bring down his quarry.




Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort.




As a forum participant Jekyll and Hyde always plays by the rules and is consistently cordial and helpful – a model netizen, until one day he comes completely uncorked and lashes out without warning. His unanticipated thunderbolts can temporarily rout even the sturdiest Warriors, and it often takes some time for his stunned opponents to mount a counter attack. Jekyll and Hyde’s sudden behavioral change may result from a psychotic episode, PMS, a downturn in the market, a surprise visit by the in-laws – or a session of hard drinking...





Not every young person on the internet is an Enfant Provocateur; sometimes they're just Net Rat. Net Rat spends countless hours in front of the computer and loves to play at being a grownup. Imagine your chagrin if in a love and romance forum you've been pouring out your anguish over a recent messy breakup with your boyfriend, or you have finally mustered the courage to talk about some particularly lurid desires that have been throbbing in your libido, or perhaps you thought you found a romantic soulmate on the internet only to discover that your hot cyber lover turns out to be in junior high. Even worse, in a serious discussion forum you may think you have succesfully faked a convincing understanding of Spinoza and later discover that the only person you have really managed to fool is still reading Harry Potter. Well, don't feel too bad about it - some Net Rats can be very convincing.






Troglodyte seems to have emerged from the mists of time untouched by human evolution. Devoid of a single progressive idea and lacking the slightest awareness of social and cultural advances, Troglodyte has developed an incoherent political philosophy that he characterizes as "conservative" or "libertarian", but which could be more accurately described as "bigoted narcissism". His aggressive posturing often frightens off weaker, more timid Warriors. In pitched battle, however, Troglodyte easily loses control and his attack quickly degenerates into a rant. Just for the fun of it, Weenie, Issues. Pinko and Evil Clown will sometimes deliberately goad him into a towering rage.



The last one i encounter very often on white supremacist forums....

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Troglodyte

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My bad...the Cry Baby was already mentioned...

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Palooka will battle anyone, anytime, anywhere - he seems to love it, even though he always takes a beating. After a terrific pounding at the hands of, for example, Kung-Fu Master, he'll just struggle to his feet and wobble back into the ring. His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too many punches. Often, as an act of mercy, Nanny will step in to stop the fight.

[A Ghost]

"Aqua" = Kung Fu Master

P.S. "A Ghost" you know damn well you's a "Yuk Yuk." You always have hilarious shit to say 'bout topics on here.

LOL

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Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material. Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple "Yeah!". "Get a life.", "Whatever", "I agree." "Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished.

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Palooka will battle anyone, anytime, anywhere - he seems to love it, even though he always takes a beating. After a terrific pounding at the hands of, for example, Kung-Fu Master, he'll just struggle to his feet and wobble back into the ring. His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too many punches. Often, as an act of mercy, Nanny will step in to stop the fight.

There are a few of those on here too i think.

[A Ghost]

Palooka will battle anyone, anytime, anywhere - he seems to love it, even though he always takes a beating. After a terrific pounding at the hands of, for example, Kung-Fu Master, he'll just struggle to his feet and wobble back into the ring. His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too many punches. Often, as an act of mercy, Nanny will step in to stop the fight.

There are a few of those on here too i think.

I already can think of at least 1 LOL

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And X is among there too.




Rebel Leader has an uncanny ability to upset the settled order of a discussion forum. Other Warriors may be excellent in single combat, but Rebel Leader's charisma, political instincts and verbal skills enable him to rally collective assaults powerful enough to overthrow the Royals and silence Cyber Sisters. Rebel Leader may draw allies from almost any of the other Warrior classes, but he can usually count on Loopy in the early stages of the conflict, and Sycophant after the revolution is well underway. Once the revolution has succeeded, however, Rebel Leader quickly loses interest in the cause. As is the case with false Kung-Fu Masters, the bones of wannabe Rebel Leaders litter the battlefields. .

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And here is Blakk..





It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, congenial and a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. A phalanx of Warriors mobilized to attack the monster, only to be crushed like so many toy tanks under Godzilla's mighty feet. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return. Net life would never be the same. Sadly, many netizens who survive a Godzilla attack will become Xenophobes.

[johnnnny]

Bong- Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is he talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors.

-I think i fit this personality the best, i know some of you wanna call me a cry baby, but ill go one step furthur and say go fuck yourselves
You kungfu masters got nothing on me lol

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Sorry, that was just a test. This forum is seriously messed up these days.

[Garf]

I fall under Jekyll and Hyde..........haa this is hillarious.

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Yea me too....to a certain degree.

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I knew you were going to say that.

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Really? Is it so obvious?

[Garf]

haa. With me, when i'm in over my head, I don't really post for a while untill my wits are back.

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:lol: haa. With me, when i'm in over my head, I don't really post for a while untill my wits are back.

Yea i guess its better like that. I sometimes find myself being pulled into BS conversations, just because i was pissed and felt i had to respond.

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I already can think of at least 1 LOL

Well let me guess who it is...

[A Ghost]

damn, am I really like Yuk Yuk?

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damn, am I really like Yuk Yuk?

No, you also have a serious side. But partially? Yeah

[A Ghost]

damn, am I really like Yuk Yuk?

No, you also have a serious side. But partially? Yeah

I cant take it, this site is completely destroyed

['X']

this site is completely destroyed

GOOD!!!

[A Ghost]

this site is completely destroyed

GOOD!!!

LOL, Im serious, Im about to make a few more posts and then I think Im done here. Im gonna retire from posting here

[johnnnny]

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this site is completely destroyed

GOOD!!!

But i think this site is not always too bad. At least out of the politcal & Race and Ethnicity Section i could draw some valueable information.
But the gang section is another story.
LOL @ the conversations there.

[EmperorPenguin]

Wow, finding the original site these came from, there's like 50 different types of people and a lot of them kind of overlap each other so you could be classified as any number of them. I know from other forum boards a lot of these actually apply, but here where it seems a handful of people harbour some actual hate towards others it's hard to say where they fall in.

Me personally, I'm not even done looking through all of these but I can see parts of me in a lot of them on any given day. I'm sure others may see me different then I do myself. I think it's interesting to see how some people view others but for the sake of putting myself out there I'll say I closely resemble a NitPick at times but that's only because I hate when people pass on false information based solely on the lack of their own educating. I don't really shy away from a good arguement but that's because I think debating, when done respectfully, is good for getting both sides of the story and in the end you tend to take away more from the discussion then before.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... itpick.htm

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Youd also be philosopher partially.

[EmperorPenguin]

Youd also be philosopher partially.

I think you'd be an Evil Clown, only because I think all germans dress up like clowns and are generally evil.

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Youd also be philosopher partially.

I think you'd be an Evil Clown, only because I think all germans dress up like clowns and are generally evil.

Haha but then id also be Centurion, because you know, we germans are militarists by nature.