Johnny's understanding of American geography

[thewestside]

america is such an ugly place to me, full of concrete, no mountains, no hills, no beaches, it's pathetic in almost every sense.

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[DutchGangster69]

What about the adirondacks mountains and the grand canyon?

[thewestside]

What about the adirondacks mountains and the grand canyon?

According to Johnny they don't exist.

Now we just need to wait for Johnny's response, will likely involve him backpeddling and trying to convince us that he was just joking or that he meant something other than what he said.

[Dobre]

What about the adirondacks mountains and the grand canyon?

According to Johnny they don't exist.

Now we just need to wait for Johnny's response, will likely involve him backpeddling and trying to convince us that he was just joking or that he meant something other than what he said.

He responded to alot of other threads except this one. He'll think of a way to contradict himself soon enough and finally reply.

[CheGuevara]

lol, detroit, new york, chicago, los angelos, seattle, miami, phoenix, dallas, houston, philly, these places are full of mountains.

i lived in america nearly 13 years and i never seen a single mountain in my life. i've lived in canada for nearly 3 years and i've seen mountains only when i went to vancouver.

of course there are mountains in the united states you fvcking idiot. but none of the big cities are situated close to them. america is a concrete jungle that makes me depressed just looking at it. at least canada is somewhat clean, which is why i wouldn't live in america again if they paid me one million dollars.

detroit

st. louis

philly

chicago

new york

[CheGuevara]

now where would you rather live? america or a place like italy? albania looks better than the concrete jungle of the world.

[DutchGangster69]

I personally like where I live right now on Lake Ontario, near the rideau and the St. Lawrence, and also on the Canadian sheild with hundreds of back lakes to go fishing.

[thewestside]

lol, detroit, new york, chicago, los angelos, seattle, miami, phoenix, dallas, houston, philly, these places are full of mountains.

i lived in america nearly 13 years and i never seen a single mountain in my life. i've lived in canada for nearly 3 years and i've seen mountains only when i went to vancouver.

of course there are mountains in the united states you fvcking idiot. but none of the big cities are situated close to them. america is a concrete jungle that makes me depressed just looking at it. at least canada is somewhat clean, which is why i wouldn't live in america again if they paid me one million dollars.

You are so damned retarded Johnny it's not even funny. Of course you're not going to find a whole lot of mountains, beaches, forests, etc. in the middle of an urban city. But you add up all the square mileage of all the mountains, beaches, etc. in America and it's many times bigger than all of that shithole country you come from. Isn't funny that you are now CHERRYPICKING what parts of the U.S. you are looking at and what parts you ignore. You ramble off a bunch of cities but don't mention the thousands of miles of coast line, the hundreds of lakes and rivers of all sizes, the thousands of square miles of forests, the various mountain ranges, the Grand Canyon, and everything else.

ANOTHER REASON WHY EVERYYONE HERE THINKS YOU ARE A MORON!

[DutchGangster69]

I know the Netherlands is a huge complete flat field with canals and scarce planted forests.

[CheGuevara]

in America and it's many times bigger than all of that shithole country you come from. Isn't funny that you are now CHERRYPICKING what parts of the U.S. you are looking at and what parts you ignore. You ramble off a bunch of cities but don't mention the thousands of miles of coast line, the hundreds of lakes and rivers of all sizes, the thousands of square miles of forests, the various mountain ranges, the Grand Canyon, and everything else.

i choose my shithole over your depressed, suicidal, diseased concrete jungle anyday

all these places your talking about, are in the middle of no where. nobody has time to go and see these places. in albania, you find these things close you and are enlightened by it everyday. in america, these are things you and your family pack your bags for and go and drive 5 hours to see. while everyday life is concrete. concrete outside, concrete inside, concrete for dinner, breakfest, and lunch.

[Azure9920]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Good job Johnny.

[Dobre]

in America and it's many times bigger than all of that shithole country you come from. Isn't funny that you are now CHERRYPICKING what parts of the U.S. you are looking at and what parts you ignore. You ramble off a bunch of cities but don't mention the thousands of miles of coast line, the hundreds of lakes and rivers of all sizes, the thousands of square miles of forests, the various mountain ranges, the Grand Canyon, and everything else.

i choose my shithole over your depressed, suicidal, diseased concrete jungle anyday

all these places your talking about, are in the middle of no where. nobody has time to go and see these places. in albania, you find these things close you and are enlightened by it everyday. in america, these are things you and your family pack your bags for and go and drive 5 hours to see. while everyday life is concrete. concrete outside, concrete inside, concrete for dinner, breakfest, and lunch.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Not concrete, you meant plaster, compressed twigs(aka wooden boards) and drywall. Type of stuff that I could poke my finger through and that burns more easily than gasoline.

[Dobre]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Good job Johnny.

If a person with multiple personalities attempts to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

[CheGuevara]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Good job Johnny.

i've been laughing at you for a long time now, it's only fair i cause you some amusement as well.

[Azure9920]

i've been laughing at you for a long time now, it's only fair i cause you some amusement as well.

The difference being you laugh when you don't understand something I say. And you are right, that's a fairly regular occurrence.

[CheGuevara]

just out of curiousity, what made you laugh in particular about my post on this thread?

[Dobre]

i've been laughing at you for a long time now, it's only fair i cause you some amusement as well.

The difference being you laugh when you don't understand something I say. And you are right, that's a fairly regular occurrence.

Laughing when you don't understand something is only what someone with moderete mental retardation would do.

[Azure9920]

just out of curiousity, what made you laugh in particular about my post on this thread?

Specifically, this sentence:

"lol, detroit, new york, chicago, los angelos, seattle, miami, phoenix, dallas, houston, philly, these places are full of mountains."

I actually burst out laughing.

[Dobre]

just out of curiousity, what made you laugh in particular about my post on this thread?

Specifically, this sentence:

"lol, detroit, new york, chicago, los angelos, seattle, miami, phoenix, dallas, houston, philly, these places are full of mountains."

I actually burst out laughing.

He's used to seeing cities built on mountains so in his mind, he pulled a Balkan schurbund and got confused.

[CheGuevara]

you realize i was being sarcastic when i wrote that right? i gave pictures of each of those cities to show what i mean't by flat concrete jungle. i was being sarcastic because thewestside was talking about the rocky mountains or the grand canyon or whatever and i was trying to explain nobody lives near these things.

[Azure9920]

you realize i was being sarcastic when i wrote that right?

I figured as much. Still, I found it funny.

[NateDogg]

I live in southern California and there's hills all over the place where I live not that it's a big deal and we also have lots of nice beaches out here in cali and in florida

[gornto]

Fuck Johnny.
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God Bless America.